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Why are Boy Scouts annoying to play video games with? A Boy Scout decided to start a business fixing horns on cars and trucks… He called it "Beep Repaired. A man with chronic diarrhea and a Boy Scout master had an agreement. I shit you knot. I'm going to sabotage the winners' tents in the next boy scouts competition I'll knock them down a peg or two.

A blonde a Catholic and a Boy Scout So a blonde going on vacation, and a Boy Scout on his way to retreat with his father get on a small aircraft with the pilot who is an old and devout catholic. The pilot sees the Boy Scout is shouldering a large pack and takes it from him, laying it near the door. They all take their seats an One comes back from camp.

Barack Obama, the Pope, Hilary Clinton and a boy scout are on a plane The plane is about to crash when they realize there are only 3 parachutes.

I have a great responsibility, being the leader An American, A Canadian and a Boy scout are on a plane. The plane hits turbulence and is about to crash. Everyone for himself! The American says. Two travellers a boy scout and a priest are on a crashing plane The first traveller tells the second: there's only one parachute, the boy scout is the youngest he should take it.

The second traveller replies: Nah fuck him. The priest asks: Do you think we have time? The pilot enters the cabin and says, "I'm terribly sorry.

I've done everything I can, but the plane is falling and going to crash. Now, there are only 3 parachutes on this plane. I've got a wife at home with 2 young kids and another on the way, so I'm going to use one of them. An officer, a lawyer, a priest and three boy scouts are on a plane tumbling from the sky. They only have three parachutes. The officer says "save the boys they have their whole lives ahead of them! Call of Duty is like the Boy Scouts, everyone's gay, and there's a lot of camping.

Little Johnny was out selling apples raising money for his boy scout troop He's going door to door in an apartment complex and he knocks on one of the doors. The door opens and there is standing the most stunning woman Johnny has ever seen completely naked. Johnny stammers out "Good day lady. Would you like to buy some apples? How are socks like Boy Scouts? They always come pre-paired. My son went on a camping adventure with the Boy Scouts group He told me it was in tents. Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump, the Pope, and a boy scout are on a plane losing altitude and there are only 3 parachutes My people need me!

I will not die here!